Monday, November 30, 2015

RUN NO. 2466 DIPLO 24NOV15

RUN NO. 2466
DATE: 24 NOV 2015

What Butt with Kaiyisah

Wet? No problem.

The recee with Junior Hash member Kaiyisah

Wet, wet, wet, muddy, muddy, muddy, slippery, slippery what more can I say!
Hares - Jenni/Hotlips/Pee Wee & Trailblazer
Waiting for the hens to start their run.

Glamour coming in on the out trail.

A short run in the gloom with water falling from the sky! Muddy start, middle and end. Flat then up and then down, to the tune of 'Slip sliding away'. 'One hasher on her bum as that was safer than trusting her knees!
Waiting to start

All smiles with Lassie (with bells)

One check- follow the river, turn right, follow the tributary and you're 'on paper'. (N chance of keeping your feet dry.) All good and easy until Yogi Beer runs out of paper to lay through. Never fear - Downward dog and Itchy feet halve all the paper they can find and no one gets lost. Then it's up-up, up and a beautiful undulating run via?George's (that Bill's dog - ed) or Bill's ridge to the end.
(There was a 2nd check.... did no one find that? at the top of the ridge. Ed)
First check found.

'Happy is the bride that gets rained upon' is a saying - Well if it is 'Happy are the JM's that get wet' we will have a VERY happy year.
And out....

Welcome to Downward Dog's mum visiting from Florida. A tearful goodbye to Lassie (thanks for the jingle round the forest). Good luck in Kazakhstan.

Lovely food thanks Lassie and a wet drive home

See you all next week.


Monday, November 23, 2015

RUN NO. 2465 SERASA 17NOV2015

RUN NO. 2465
DATE: 17 NOV 2015
Hares Ryvita & Mean Machine

So here's the first run report for a new hashing year. Founders Day, where to start? Ryvita and Mean Machine had been very busy preparing a whole lotta fun for us, no ordinary run was it to be!
Signing in
Instructions from Hare Mean Machine

Everyone was put into a te4am and each team had to complete a series of tasks to gain wristbands, the winning team having acquired the most bands.
One of the teams

 I think. This is where I'm not much help in explaining what happened next as I was duly manning my post.  Our pondok involved looking at a Christmas scene, running round the back and recreating it exactly the same. This was rather well done by most teams, Rachael had a total mental block on where the red tree topper should go, but her team rallied round and Rainbow Connection nailed it! I have no idea what any of the other tasks were but I know they involved sand bags, Frisbees and buckets of water and blindfolds.
Game in progress

Duchess (Veronica) with
Survivor (Judy)

Rainbow connection before the run

Latest addition starting young

Velma & Sarah leaving for home (Australia)

Upon return to the YC, a song had to be performed and we were treated to a cracking performance by the winners!

The shout up was fabulous, our outgoing JMs did a fantastic job. The rest of the hash certainly did Bling it on, my eyes hurt from all the sequins. Awards were presented \, outgoing committee thanked, incoming committee introduced, and as often happens on Founders' Day, the night then descended into the usual debauchery and destruction.  The bar did a good job, I'm just surprised there was anything left at all.

How to top that next year? As the oldest ladies-only hash in the whole wide world, we reach the ripe old age of 50.  So let's make this our best year yet! onon

NEXT RUN: DIPLO - Lassie's last run

Monday, November 16, 2015

RUN NO. 2464 DIPLO 10NOV15

RUN NO. 2464
DATE: 10 NOV 2015
Instructions from JM Squeak

Last Run at Diplo before Founders Day!
Due to an Army Cadet operations exercise we were not able to access the jungle as planned.
That did not matter much as hares Alison, Cheryl and Black Beauty improvised swiftly and took us back and forth over the streams, up through known territory and some not so known too.
Gin trap was elated as she'd found her first "on paper".

Moving on from first check Hash hound calls "on up on right" and ..........."on left camouflaged men".
Coming up behind her I was slightly confused on what she was on about but oh yes,
in the bush on the left were 3 random camouflaged guys.
We did then wonder how many more we'd missed?!

On on carried on at Cheryl's house with JM's being more jolly than usual.
I wonder why?

Very eager to dish out the hash shit, 5 of us including myself gladly accepted the little water thrown upon us and then we tucked into all the yummy food that everyone had brought, it was delicious!!

Monday, November 09, 2015

RUN NO. 2463 DST 3NOV2015

RUN NO. 2463
DATE: 3 NOV 2015

Hares: Yogi Beer/Goodnight Kiwi/Trailblazer

It was quite a night for the Ladies Hash on Tuesday. A fun filled evening for a very good cause, Breast Cancer awareness. Probably all of us know someone who has suffered this terrible scourge, if not breast cancer then one of the other cancers, all equally devastating.

The site looked festive as we arrived at DST and we got stuck in to the job in hand – preparing the donated gifts for the tombola. 

Front runners: Itchy Feet & Ryvita

Then the horn sounded and we were off into the jungle walking past the security guards, guarding the jungle?!*@! What a boring job, we must have made their day!

Most of the run was easy walking and nice and then there was the stinky swamp! ( I got home to discovered there was no water at my house! I managed to squeeze a basin full for a chilly mandi, not enough to scrub the mud off my legs though!)

Back at the site the tombola and raffle ticket ladies were in full swing encouraging the hens to part with their cash. 
Happy winners

Smurf & Twinkle Toes

The shout up got under way with guest star GM in fine form. The hares, Trailblazer, Goodnight Kiwi and Yogi Beer were thanked and down-downed. Front horn Mrs. Pingu and back horn Full Steam Ahead were also thanked.

We had a first time guest, Geraldine an ISB teacher from UK. Two returning members, Rachel and Rush Hour. 

Announcements – See Peachy Keen for sponsorship for Cancer Awareness Week.

Yogi Beer will have purple v-necked tee shirts for sale next week.

Alison had baked goods for sale.

Raffle and Tombolo raised (at least) $450. (thanks to all)

Yogi Beer, again, bacon for sale. Zumba at Health Promotion Centre, 8.30 – 10.00
(think this is on Sunday!)

Smurf announced St. Andrews Society will have their Chieftain’s Dinner on the 12th November at Kota Batu Yacht Club. See Smurf for details.

Smurf also ‘hinted’ that supplies would be limited on Founders Day, nudge nudge, wink, wink!

Please BYO as there is no selling on the premises.

Yann told us that Yacht Club members will sign in as usual at RBYC and non-members need their IC or passports as surety.

Psycho ‘encouraged’ us with her dulcet tones to buy notebooks.

Then onto entertainment, Black Beauty and Yogi Beer delivered jokes and Mrs. Pingu got the Hash Shit for ‘failing to inform her guest she needed to pay for the run’,

Phew, lots of information.

A very entertaining evening for a very good cause.

Next week’s run is at Diplo. Usual Diplo run, ups and downs with a bit of water thrown in.

NEXT RUN: DIPLO - Bring and share a plate of food.