RUN NO. 2423 TJBUNUTKANAN 27JAN15

RUN NO. 2423
DATE: 27JAN 2015
SITE: TANJ BUNUT KANAN
HARES: LEGALLY BLONDE/BUNNY GIRL/TIFF

To the tune of Waltzing Matilda

Once some jolly hashers jogged into the ju-un-gle,
Under the shade of a tropical tree,
And they sang as they stepped and ran into the ju-un-gle.
Who'll come a hashing, a hashing with me.

Hashing yes hashing, hashing yes hashing
Who'll come a Hashing, a hashing with me,
And they sang as they stepped and ran into the ju-un-gle
Who'll come a Hashing, a hashing with me.

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Up jumped the Hares to dri-ink at the sho-ut up
Up jumped the JMs and grabbed them with glee,
And they sang as they shoved that liquor in their eager hand
Who''ll come a Hashing, a hashing with me.

Hashing yes hashing, hashing yes hashing
Who'll come a Hashing, a hashing with me,
And they laughed and they sang to welcome the new me-em-ber
Who'll come a Hashing, a hashing with me.

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Up jumped the FTGs, with hashing tales of Noo-oo-sa
Down went the beverages One Two Three
Whose that ne-ew me-em-ber, cannot work the si-ign in
Who'll come a hashing, a hashing with me.

Hashing yes hashing, hashing yes hashing
Who'll come a Hashing, a hashing with me
Whose that blo-ond bo-omb shell, leaving for Australia
Who'll go a Hashing, a hashing with her

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Hashing yes hashing, hashing yes hashing
Who'll go a Hashing, a hashing with her
And her ghost may be heard as you pass by that jungle tree
Who'll go a hashing a hashing with me.


NEXT RUN: MENTERI WATER FALLS - ONON AT BLACK BEAUTY'S JLN MUARA
HARE: TRAILBLAZER/SID

RUN NO. 2422 RIMBA 20JAN15

RUN NO. 2422
DATE: 20JAN2015
SITE: RIMBA
HARES: WONDER WOMAN + THREE VIRGINS

The sky looked ominous as we arrived at Rimba and everyone was thinking bout the recent rain and how muddy it was likely to be in the jungle.

The trail gradually became muddier and muddier then luckily cleared on to a less slippery track

 

I am sorry I cannot tell you about the checks because as usual I was one of the tail enders.

The trail continued winding and twisting and I was just thinking we had come to the end of the mud when I found myself knee deep a few times. Luckily the water clean the mud off my shoes.

Thank you hares including 3 virgins  for a good run and thank you for sparing us the waist deep water you went through.

At the shout up one first time guest was introduced. Emily from London who spent her younger years in Brunei.

 

There was to be one new member who had apparently left but according to the board was still in the jungle. Oh dear.

Peachy Keen and Smurf shared the Hashit for forgetting the horn and talking during the shout up.

Delicious pasta and chocolate cake was served

 

On On

Neverwrong

NEXT RUN: SALZIELA GARDENS - TANJ BUNUT KANAN
HARES: LEGALLY BLONDE

RUN NO. 2421 SPG 791 JLN MUARA, TANAH JAMBU 13JAN15

RUN NO. 2421
DATE: 13 JAN 2015
SITE: SPG 791 JLN MUARA, TANAH JAMBU
HARES: RYVITA/SATU
FRONT HORN: MEAN MACHINE  BACK HORN: DANI

Just round the corner from my house is a lovely run which we have not done for a very long time. Mean Machine led us into the jungle tooting her horn. Dani brought up the rear with a whistle, as the horn was sitting in her kitchen.  

 

Off the front runners charged up a slippery slope and were soon out of sight. The walkie talkies plodded in, hanging on to branches, pushing and pulling each other up the steep muddy incline. “Thorns to the left” “thorns to the right” “thorns underfoot” was called by hashers to warn of nasty spiky things lurking in the jungle. The trail led us along paths that gave us spectacular views and a lovely wander by the reservoir.

The back group caught up with the front runners who had spent 20 minutes looking for a cheeky back check. It was found by a very surprised Kim at the same time as Hash Hound was asking for hints from the hares. Then it was back across muddy flat land - ready for more housing - for the shout up.

There were two first time guest FTGs Karen (Aussie) and Georgina (Brit) who had been well coached. Hope to see them both again soon. Mrs Pingu’s dad did her proud with a joke. Possum gave us a farting joke and then it was time for Hash Shit – given to Dani of course.

Thank you hares for a lovely run and yummy jacket potatoes and chilly

NEXT RUN: RIMBA EXEC HOUSING (Wear longs and have mozzie spray)

HARES: WONDER WOMAN/JANE/WILMA/DANI

 

RUN NO. 2420 SUBOK 309 6JAN2015

RUN NO. 2420
DATE: 6 JAN 2015
SITE: SUBOK 309
HARES: PEEWEE/PEAHEN

Holidays are over, and some 50 hashers gathered at PeeWee's for the first run of the year. Knowing Subok, we were all bracing ourselves for the inevitable: up the hills we'd go!

With some ducking and diving (mostly from Mean Machine), Hash Hound picked the front horn, and we were ready to go. The run started gently through the Subok water falls and then it was up, up, up, up, up.

The first check was a bit cheeky but from then on the run was pretty straight forward. More up, up, up and then down, down, down. The story goes that the Hares were scared by a pack of stray dogs, so it was slightly improvised. But a good run nonetheless, less mud than last time!

The new committee was finally present in its full capacity, and welcomed us into the New Year. No Hash Shit was dashed out as no one had brought a bucket, despite of few candidates. We had two first time guests and one new member. Mrs Pingu provided us with some Hash Entertainment with a delightful arsehole joke (you had to be there…. It was actually quite funny.) She promised more for the future hashes. The shoes that have done the rounds since the run at Dizzy's finally found their rightful owner and some announcements were made that I can't remember…. Except for a problem with the Hash Shop - some helpers are needed.

Unseasonably for January, the skies stayed clear so everyone migrated from underneath the marquee to enjoy the the beautiful sunset with delicious curry and some German treats for pudding. Hopefully this year will carry on like it started!

NEXT RUN: SPG 791 JLN MUARA TANAH JAMBU (MORLEY MOVERS) - Wear Longs and lots of mossie sprays.

HARES: RYVITA/SATU

 

 

RUN NO. 2419 30DEC14

RUN NO. 2419
DATE: 30DEC2014
SITE: LUCKY GARDENS
HARES: TWINKLE TOES/HASH HOUND
FRONT HORN: TRAILBLAZER   BACK HORN: CHERYL

When I arrived on site at twinkle toes house the hashers already came out of the jungle. Sorry, but it seems to be the norm nowadays that I am late from work.

Debbie offered to help me to write the words…

 

After several days of hard rain, the skies cleared just in time for the run to commence. The Horn blew and into the jungle we went. Due to the afore mentioned rain, we were all trying to grab onto the nearest anything to keep from falling. Finally, after much slipping and sliding, we regained our footing, and down the well-marked trail we went.

The first and only check was found after a bit of searching and we were off once again only to find that we had to cross a mighty river (see above reference to torrential rain) via a log that somehow got stuck just enough to make bridge that had everyone thinking that maybe swimming wasn’t such a bad idea after all.

After counting heads to make sure no souls had been lost to crocs, snakes and god knows what other creatures, the trail was quickly found. Up to the ridge, past the secret garden gate and out into the clear we stumbled only to find that one last challenge in the form of climbing down a sheer rock face awaited us.  

 Start of the descend!

 

Once that was conquered by all, it was a much appreciated easy walk back for the On-On.

As we were so few hashers, the shout-up took place in Twinkle Toes house, which was good, as the lawn area was very wet after all the rain.

We had the usual down down for the hares, then thereafter no announcements, no jokes, no Hash shit. (By the way, I took the hash shit along to Pee Wee’s house, just in case anyone is looking for it).

Thank you, hares, for the nice chicken curry, the delicious sandwiches and the G&T’s.

Last not least, wishing all the hash members a happy, healthy and successful New Year

2015

NEXT RUN: SUBOK 309 (Please bring a chair) and park sensibly
HARES: PEA WEE /PEE HEN