RUN NO. 2374 SPG 420 JLN MUARA 18FEB2014

RUN NO. 2374
DATE: 18 FEB 2014 - CNY RUN
SITE: SPG 420 JLN MUARA, KG SG TILONG
HARES: TRAILBLAZER/READYMIX/JENNI OF THE BLOCK

The hens shot off at the horn with some new front runners in the making this week. Zoe and Paula, who I am sure would make excellent front horns and myself, Sticky Rice, who was just trying to be towards the front enough that I would get a little bit of makan before all you speedsters had eaten it all and gone home.

First check was quickly found by me me me me me me me m, it took me four and a half years to find a check.

Second check was found by....our new front horns Paula and Zoe, well done ladies. it was mostly a roady run and hilly with lots of chatty and jokey and a bit of sweaty on the way.

All back in record time to welcome our one guest, one new member and take part in a tip top dice and numbers game with absolutely no gambling or bikinis involved.
Thank you very much hares for a cool lion dance, a good luck salad tossing event, ang pow and scrummy food. It felt very Gong Xi Fa Chai at the H3.
Lots of ladies wore Chinese or red outfits to celebrate the year of the horse and we talked about next weeks run.

Important things about next weeks run:

1 Go to Meragang beach.
2 It's the last time you will ever get the chance to wear your swimsuit or bikini on H3 so do it if you dare:)
3 You WILL get your feet wet and possibly your knees.
4 You will not get eaten by a crocodile (probably).
5 There will be a little tiny bit of walking where you might need to use your hands as well as your feet.
6 Stay in front of the back horn or make sure you stay with a buddy.

NEXT RUN: MERAGANG BEACH
HARES: STICKY RICE/DR DOOLITTLE/ZOE
ONON AT DR DOOLITTLE'S - Do bring a chair

RUN NO. 2373 KAPOK KANAN - 11FEB2014

RUN NO. 2373
DATE: 11 FEB 2014
SITE: KAPOK KANAN
HARES: DR DOOLITTLE/WONDER WOMAN

Hares are very late with the run report. Tsk tsk tsk. So I’m going to make something up. And if it’s not accurate please write in and email to pleasewriteyourrunreport@itsyourfault.com.bn

So we were in Kapok Kanan and with Twinkle Toes feeling poorly, I stepped in to help with hash flash, which in my rush to get to the site on time have left my biggish camera. Good thing too coz it was raining. So out comes trusty ole mobile phone camera. Let’s see what else did I forgot. Oh yes, I forgot the cable to my power bank to charge my phone as it was running low on battery. Dumbass.

So in the rain I walked and snapped and snapped and walked and getting spit on. So I opted to walk back to the tent and managed to get more photos of late comers who were more than happy to oblige into modeling for me.

Back at the tent we have crumpets for sale. If you were feeling romantic there were lovely heart shaped ones, but I chose the round ones as I like to draw happy faces on them. The recruiter was busy setting up shop, the beer was found hidden under a bush and the rain was pouring.

Let’s see what else do I remember. Oh yes, there was the shout up obviously. The hares did a marvelous job with the food and the decorations. Some people had heart shaped props on themselves and a handful dressed up for the occasion. Though it was mentioned wear something romantic may or may not be translated to wear something romantic for the bedroom which will be ripped off by some horny man. I’d say husband but horny man sounds better.

Roses!! There were roses in the jungle!! And for those who have found them were given a year’s supply of edible underwear, chocolate sauce and fluffy handcuffs. I'm joking. I have no idea what presents they got.

There were first time guests and the only person I remember is Cecelia whom hash hound was having trouble pronouncing her name and called her sesame street instead. I smell a hash handle there. Storyteller got a down down as a returning hasher. Gina got a down down as a returning hasher. And I have never met Gina until that day. Shame didn’t get to talk to her too.

So tomorrow’s run is at Spg 420 Jln Muara. Wear A cheong Sam , or wear red or wear gold. There will be gambling so bring money. And if there is no gambling, there should be.

And lets this be a lesson to all, that it is never a good idea to let psycho write the run report unless she’s laying the run as she will muck up so much details about the run and write a lot of interesting stuff just to amuse herself. Yes I am laughing as I write this.

ON ON!!! PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NEXT RUN: SPG 420 JALAN MUARA, KG SG TILONG - CNY RUN

HARES: TRAILBLAZER/JENNI OF THE BLOG/READYMIX

RUN NO. 2372 LUCKY GARDENS 4FEB2014 - WAITANGI

RUN NO. 2372
DATE: 4 FEB 2014
SITE: LUCKY GARDENS (WAITANGI)
HARES: SQUEAK/TWINKLE TOES/DOC/NANCY/PAULA
BACK HORN: SID

The run was started at Lucky Gardens and we all set off from the Hash House on the trail. The trail was laid by Squeak and Twinkle Toes and a few other NZ Committee members including Nancy , Duchess of Cambridge, Paula and The Recruiter. ( there may have been others) After a slow and steady ditch crossing we were off with a sharp up hill start to the jungle trail.There were two trails , one long and one short.  The front runners charged ahead and found the checks with Sarah P finding the first and Hash Hound finding the second. 

The run was fab, up and down and round and round and through the jungle we went.  On arrival back to the Shout up we were all treated to vibrant purple Waitangi Day T-shirts courtesy of the NZ committee.  After the usual proceeds the feast was upon us and sausage rolls and fish and chips were some of the NZ delicacies to savor.  A great run and a fun shout up so congratulations to the NZ committee of which there are 13 this year!!! Go Kiwi’s! 

Next weeks run is at Kapok Kanan and is a Valentines Day run. Feel free to dress up in you’re your most “romantic” attire and look for roses on the trail. Treats will await you if you find them. The hares say to stick to the trail as some traditional tracks have been blocked with fallen trees due to recent rainy conditions, and what may appear a short cut may actually leave you arriving late! On ON

 

NEXT RUN: KAPOK KANAN

HARES: DR DOLITTLE/WONDER WOMAN

RUN NO. 2371 TANJ BUNUT KANAN 28JAN2014

RUN NO. 2371
DATE: 28 JAN 2014
SITE: TANJ BUNUT KANAN
HARES: LEGALLY BLONDE/NEVER WRONG/HOT LIPS

This week’s run was the Australia Day celebration run organized by three of our Aussie members. The run was set for Sleazy Gardens, an excellent and popular but not often used run site. Tuesday afternoon rolled around and for the first time in weeks the weather was fine with no threat of imminent rain looming on the horizon, so in my car I hopped and off I zoomed for Sleazy Gardens to join my fellow hashers for an afternoon and evening of exercising and socializing. Unfortunately I had been sick over the previous few days and lugging the water out of my car and across the front yard showed me very quickly that there was no way I was going to be able to complete the run which we were warned was ‘challenging’.

At 5.15 Hash Hound sounded the horn, called “On-on” and we were off. We traipsed along the road for a short distance then veered off into the jungle and straight into our first lot of mud for the run, followed very quickly by the first challenging hill. It was about this time that due to an inability to be able to breathe meant I had to opt for a less challenging walk (i.e flat and short). Accompanied by Squeak and Nancy who were “making sure I was okay”, I meandered off for a bit of a walk around the local Kampong.

First runner (Hash Hound) completed the run in just over 50mins. She came out of the jungle with a tale to tell. At the first check most of the checkers went in one direction and Ika and another hasher went the other way to check. Hash Hound was standing at first check to call “Checking from here” when she heard the call of “On paper” come from the direction of the main pack. After a few minutes she realized that Ika and companion had not come back from where they were checking so she set off to find them. This is when she found Ika stuck in mud and sinking. They managed to get Ika out and headed off to find the trail. Well done Hash Hound for your keen observation skills and making sure that all hashers were safe and on trail.

First check was found by Speedy Gonzales (guided by Trailblazer) and second check was found by Ikea. All runners were out of the jungle and safely back at the run site by 6.45pm. At this point a few of the hashers took the opportunity to enjoy the beautiful swimming pool available at the run site. (Yay, gotta love Sleazy Gardens).

Before the shout up began the Aussie Hares handed out a quiz. I gave it a go, but obviously I’m not enough of a bogan because I got three answers wrong (I can’t believe that I forgot that the Torana was made by Holden!). The winners of the quiz ,Tiffany, Anna M and Ryvita, were awarded with a packet of Aussie themed biscuits.

Shout up went very smoothly, with one new guest joining us (another one recruited by The Recruiter) and one returning hasher – welcome back Jeannie! GM – Squeak – took the opportunity to remind all members that it is their responsibility when signing in guests to make sure that they write down whether or not they have paid their guest fee. We were also all warned that a failure to do this in the future will be a hashit-able offence. After this there was a gift exchange where hashers who had brought along a gift were called up to select one in exchange from the gift box. The shout up concluded with the awarding of Hashit to The Recruiter and Chi because they both forgot to sign back out of the jungle! Basic, rookie mistake guys!

NEXT RUN: Lucky Gardens - The Waitangi Day celebration run organized by the NZ committee.  Please bring chair for on on at "Hash House"

 

RUN NO. 2370 RIMBA 21JAN14

RUN NO. 2370
DATE: 21 JAN 2014
SITE: RIMBA
HARES: SATU LAGI/RYVITA/MRS PINGU

Hares

 

G’day fellow hashes and welcome to this weeks run. The AUSTRALIA DAY run! Woo Hoo!

JMs during shout up.

 

Thank you to last weeks hares for an excellent run, although some of us wouldn’t have described it as mainly flat. It was a beaut run all the same and the rain was kind enough to have a rest and let us have a dryish run. It was a run which had all the hallmarks of a good typical hash – mud, water, long grass and some hilly challenges – made harder so by the days of previous rain. Good fun though.

 

 

What was good too is the introduction of 8 new hashers brought along by Speedy Gonzalez. Well done. They took the challenge well and we hope they keep coming. I think the run had a great turn out for this time of year and the hares fed us well with some great tukka.

The array of first time guests mostly from JIS.

Thank you ladies.

This weeks run I cannot say much about as its all weather orientated. It could be long. It could be short. Who knows. Whatever, it will be fun and after we hope you will all enjoy joining us after with a typical aussie Barbie.

NEXT RUN: TANJ BUNUT KANAN -----Bring a chair and Aussie gift for a swap

HARES: Legally Blonde/Hot Lips/Never Wrong

RUN NO. 2369 MENTERI LINK 14JAN2014

RUN NO. 2369
DATE: 14 JAN 2014
SITE: MENTERI LINK
HARES: TRAILBLAZER/SID

Words to describe today's run: wet, hilly, muddy, pink, green, blue, yellow, hard-core, familiar, yummy

Hard-core is the word I would describe the thirteen hashers that braved the rain and wet conditions of Tuesdays run. The rivers and drains were gushing and some paths converted into rivers as the hashers trekked up and down the slippery muddy hills. Familiar trails marked by GI Jane with pink blue yellow and green ribbons, meant that all hashers knew they were on a trail, but the sneaky white paper led us up and down the hilly trails and to two checks.   Five minutes late meant that it took me to first check before I caught up..but checking down the green ribboned trail sent me in the wrong direction ..so it was back to catching up again. Anyone lost some yellow Ray Ban sunglasses - as I found these on the green trail? Well done - Duchess of Cambridge for finding the first back check and Ryvita the second.

Happy Birthday Sid and thanks to you and Trailblazer for the yummy pizza, spring rolls and cake.

NEXT RUN: RIMBA
HARES: MRS PINGU/RYVITA/SATU LATI
This weeks run...a good length run, mostly flat as it's Rimba, if it carries on raining..it will be wet. Wear long trousers as some bracken/razer grass.

RUN NO. 2368 DIPLO 7 JAN 2014

RUN NO. 2368
DATE: 7 JAN 2014
SITE: DIPLO
HARES: Squeak/Twinkletoes/Psycho/Ika/Jessie

Hares, Psycho, Squeak, Twinkletoes and their two virgin assistants Ika and Jessie, deserve a special commencation for their versatility and flexibility. Upon discovering on Sunday that access to Mata Mata was impossible, they developed an alternative plan and whipped up a substitute run at the Diplo.

The run twisted down to the stream and then made a sharp turn to the left.  Being a potterer rather than a runner, I was aware of two checks.  On both occasions I was near Readymix and each time she correctly predicted the correct direction to find the on-paper.  Near the second check an unnamed hasher was heard to say that they wanted it known that they were extremely close to finding the check.  It is unfortunate that I did not locate the speaker but I can verify that they were about 10 metres away from the check when it was found.

 

Everyone was invited to participate in the Shout - up and hashers struggled to find suitable and varied adjectives to describe their recent jungle excursion.  With words such as "muddy" and "sexy" being suggested it became obvious that people had very different views of the run.

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Two first time guests were introduced, Louise and her friend Maureen were staying with Karen.  Tiffany returned to the hash and was welcomed back.

 

People celebrating a January birthday were called up and presented with cakes.  It was noted that there were a number of important hashers with birthdays in January.

 

 

A range of  announcements were made.  Eight puppies were seeking a new home. The Burns night is approaching and people are urged to register.  Subs are now due, $240 for the Year or $120 for six months,   Hashers were invited to visit a local organic farm and Alison thanked everyone for their flowers,

 

The beautifully presented food had caught everyone's eye for quite some time and Psycho and Ika explained the Indonesian dishes and their ingredients,  I hope that one of the photos of the evening shows the food as it was spectacular in both arrangement and taste.  Thank you, Ika.  You even had tablecloths.

 

 

Just prior to the ending of the Shout-up, Tiffany"s phone rang and she copped a particularly cold hash-it.  The normal paraphernalia was unavailable but our fun-loving JM had acquired a chicken hat which Tiffany cheerfully donned in order to receive her hash-it.  Mobile phones can certainly ring at inopportune times.

Returning member with the Hashit!

 

Lastly Twinkle Toes, I hear you had a joke last week.  Is it too late hear it this week.

 

NEXT RUN: MENTERI LINK

ONON AT BLACK BEAUTY'S --- Please bring a chair.

 

RUN NO. 2367 KAPOK KANAN 31DEC13

RUN NO. 2367
DATE: 31 DEC 2013
SITE: KAPOK KANAN
HARES: Squeak/Twinkle Toes/Never Wrong
FRONT HORN: Trailblazer  BACK HORN: Alice in Wonderland

Arrived a little late and saw some hens already getting cozy after a nice walk. Up the concrete path I went, running into Glamour and her two walking sticks *huff puff* concrete stairs are a bit tough then another long path before finally entering the jungle.

Lovely sheltered track to follow. After a while I thought I caught a bit of chatter and the back horn but my calls were not responded to. Hallucinating already? Surely not. And so I went on...lovely little stream....where's the paper?....oh there we are.....ahh what's this....Great! Only way through is squelch through the mud. Lovely! And on I go, a bit slippy and up, up, up, down, up, up.....did I miss first check? 15 minutes gone, think I'm still ok so kept going...on up! Ok with all this "up" and a bench there must be a gorgeous view to take in and there it was! Muara port and Pulau Muara Besar!

Think I hear the prayers, better keep moving. Oh! I've caught up with some hashers, taking a break, drinking in more of the lovely view. "Another Road Runner" they said. Took a short break and went back through foliage downhill. Uh oh, rain...coming down heavier. Luckily jungle provided some shelter.

Some steps, a bridge, more steps...lots of chances to go slip slide down the muddy track but I managed to stay upright. Finally! A concrete path! After a while I realized a wet concrete path is worse than a muddy one so walked at the side for some traction. The road! I'm out! Yay! Managed to finish the whole route. Must reward myself with some green or blue once I sign out.

Great run hares. Another new site conquered (for me) and a very enjoyable one. Domestic Goddess was first one out for the first time! Well done! Thanks to front horn, Trailblazer and back horn, Alice in Wonderland.

No guests or newbies at shout out. Couple of announcements and that's it for the year! Alice (Made by Jenni of the block - ed) fed us some delicious pizza and everyone was soon on their way as it started getting dark. Some took up Dr Dolittle's generous invitation to usher in the new year at hers with a live band. Hope everyone had a good night.

Happy New Year ladies! On on!!

Jessie - Trainee Hare

NEXT RUN: Diplo ----note----Change of venue - Bring a chair if you have one
HARES: Squeak/Twinkle Toes/Psycho/Ika/Jessie

RUN NO. 2366 SPG 420 JLN MUARA 24 DEC 2013

RUN NO. 2366
DATE: 24 DEC 2013
SITE: SPG 420 JLN MUARA, KG SG TILONG
HARES: Trailblazer/Tina
FRONT HORN: Hash Hound   BACK HORN: Zur

Twas the afternoon before Christmas and all through Brunei

Some hashers were stirring, getting ready to try.

The trail had been laid through the simpangs with care,

In hopes that the checks would stump the hashers there.

Tina and Trailblazer were nestled all snug in their lair,

Ready to duck down should some hashers appear.

With visions of Christmas dinner dancing in their heads,

They were hoping that the hens wouldn’t stay in their beds.

 

When out in Tina’s compound there arouse such a clatter,

The neighbours peered over to see what was the matter.

Away to the windows they flew in a flash,

Peeped through the curtains or edged up the sash.

The sun shone on the compound ready to show,

Gave the lustre of mid day to the objects below.

When what to their wondering eyes should appear,

But hens congregating at the site, 5.15, be there!

 

When a little hasher came carrying in the JM’s bin,

I knew in that moment it must have been Madam Sin!

More rapid than eagles, the hashers they came,

As she whistled, then shouted and called them by name.

 

Now Zur! Now Maisayo! Now Alice in Wonderland!

On Readymix! On Hash hound! On Jenny on the Block!

To the sound of the horn! To the noise of us all,

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

The hashers they started, but were ready to stop,

Whenever someone called out for a photo op.

Along the trail, the hashers they flew,

With backpacks full of water, and camera’s too!

 

And then in a twinkling, I heard from quite near,

More chattering and talking as the hares did appear.

As they had a quick drink and were wandering around,

Down the simpang the hens, they came with a bound.

The run it was over, but do not despair,

Much fun and laughter was to be had there.

There was food to be eaten and jokes to share,

Plus presents chosen and wrapped up with care.

The heavens they opened and down the rain fell,

But the hashers weren’t deterred and soon all was well.

At the end of the night it was time for all to go,

Some left quite fast, and some left quite slow.

But as they left I heard them exclaim,

As they shouted greetings to each other by name,

And then just before they drove out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

 

NEXT RUN: KAPOK KANAN

HARES: SQUEAK/NEVER WRONG

 

RUN N. 2365 DIPLO 17 DEC 2013

RUN NO. 2365
DATE: 17 DEC 2013
SITE: DIPLO
HARES: SQUEAK/PSYCHO/SATU LAGI
FRONT HORN: RYVITA   BACK HORN: DOMESTIC GODDESS

The tent from Friday's H4 run was still in place and those hens that were present hoped it would not rain as did not want a repeat of sitting with feet  in six inches of water. Thankfully the rain stayed off.

There we only a handful of hens - around 20 as most were still on holiday. We started off away from the usual in down towards the highway across some watery paths - luckily the hens were not put off and carried on. Checking was called at the bottom by the stream and Glamour was spotted towards the right. Trailblazer had a hunch and carried on left. Onon was soon called up the usual track...with orange paper connecting the on.

A steep rambling scramble proceeded till we got on to good running trails. We got to a stream where 2nd check was called. Trailblazer thought it was ahead but as the others had not arrived decided to explore along the stream to the right. Got a bit carried away and could not hear the horn or on called. It was a while before I found paper and carried on out.

Familiar out trail and Bills Ridge soon reached but found Glamour and two new hens going the wrong direction. They were soon on their way out after a few photos taken by Alice in Wonderland - note for Jenni from the block - I was not hallucinating! Alice in Wonderland was at the out trail!

Great run followed by the usual healthy vegetarian chilli with salad, two types of rice followed by yummy cake. Thank you hares n friends. After shout up conducted by GM Squeak as both JMs still away, half the hens went home while the others chatted under the stars saying good bye to Vanessa as her family will be leaving for a new adventure in their home country- all the best!

Onon Trailblazer

Next week's run Spg 420 JLN MUARA. Kg Sg Tilong. Pls park sensibly as narrow access.
SECRET SANTA will be visiting - Please bring a wrapped gift of no less than $10 for the SACK.

RUN NO. 2364 KOTA BATU 10DEC2013

RUN NO. 2364
SITE: KOTA BATU SPG 664
DATE: 10 DEC 2013
HARES: DIZZY/PEAHEN
FRONT HORN: MELISSA  BACK HORN: TRAILBLAZER

December is always the month where the committee is in shambles and the hens are going away on holiday. Those staying in weird weather Brunei helps out where its needed. And I always find myself doing a few other hash jobs. That’s December for you. For the newbies, this happens every year. Well almost.

The run was set by PeaHen and Dizzy which starts at Dizzy’s house. Melissa is back to visit!!!! A trickling of hens as the time progresses on. I was sorting out the hash beer, the hash flash and the little charity box for Nikkis village. So I didn’t do the run. However, I got a nice update from Jessie that the hill went on and on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnnnn. But everytime she looks back and beyond, the view just gets better and more breath taking. 

All hens were out on time and Ika kindly offered traditional Indonesian kueh. Pims were offered around. It was a very short shout up. We thanked the hares for the run and the food. We welcomed back Melissa. There were no first timers and no hash shit too. It turned into a relaxing evening with hens enjoying the (before it started pissing down later in the evening) breeze and sharing stories with friends.

Are we to expect less hens as it gets closer to Christmas and new years??

NEXT RUN: UPPER DIPLO

HARES: SQUEAK/SATU LAGI/PSYCHO

 

RUN NO. 2363 RAPIER RANGE 3DEC13

RUN NO. 2363
DATE: 3 DECEMBER 2013
SITE: RAPIER RANGE, COASTAL HIGHWAY
HARES: Pee Wee/Madam Sin/Nancy

The Rapier Range out along the coast road, past Jerudong Park, is not a run we do very often. By coincidence it is where I laid my virgin run 9 years ago with the help of Karen Hedderman, who many of you will remember as Legolass.

 

One or two people took a wrong turn before finding the site, but the effort was well worth it.  It was a calm and clear evening for a run/walk in the jungle.  We went in to the right, up a hill and then had an open walk through scrub before reaching first check, which then led us into the jungle. A few ups and downs before reaching second check, at which point I heard back horn call for us to stop and turn around. It was 5.45 and starting to get dark, and the hares had phoned to say they were not yet out. On the reverse, there was plenty of light as we retraced our steps through the jungle, and as the sun set we left the trees behind us, and the open landscape gave us more light.

 

I believe that the Tutong Hash were at The Rapier Range the night before us, and this may be the reason why three Hashers were left in the jungle, going around in circles. One of these was our visiting hasher who had flown in from Kuala Lumpur. I hope she has not been put off joining us another time.  Pee Wee and Satu Lagi with the assistance of Psycho and Alice in Wonderland went to the rescue and no harm was done. 

 

As the food was going cold it was decided that the masses should eat before the appearance of the lost three.  We then had the shout up on their return. Numbers were down as many people have already left

for the holidays.

 

Thanks go to the Hares for a yummy curry, front and back horn, and well done to Nancy on laying her first hash.

 

NEXT RUN: Kota Batu ---- pls bring a chair.

HARES: Dizzy/Pea Hen

 

RUN NO. 2362 JLN PIMPING 26NOV2013

RUN NO. 2362
DATE:26 NOV 2013
SITE: JLN PIMPING
HARES: IKEA/RYVITA

Mrs Pingu first one home

Virgin Front and back horns

Terrible traffic along Jalan Kota Batu AND Jalan Muara meant quite a few hashers arrived just in time, for the much debated front horn to sound! We appeared to be a bit thin on the ground - not of runners, but of experienced hashers who actually know what to do with the horn once they have it…..Kirsten gallantly offered and I offered to take her as a trainee. It’s not a difficult job, but you do need to get the hang of it. A couple of the main points are to keep calling ‘checking from here’ whilst stood on the checks, and not to pip the horn or call on paper until you actually are on the new paper. By all means shout ‘on back’ or ‘on ahead’, but the sacred horn shouldn’t be sounded until you spy the hallowed paper. Other than that, fairly straightforward really! 

 We headed off down the track, and the paper took us into the right, not long after we came upon first check. The on was back, found by the stalwart Trailblazer! Back onto the main trail we had run in on. we ended up heading right again, down a clear trail this time, down and back up and right again, to another check, found AGAIN by the ever clever Trailblazer! The on paper was down a gentle incline to a trail under canopy. A bit muddy and thorny, as Pimping is, we wound or way through the jungle - pausing for a moment where our JM broke her shoulder last year, to contemplate how not to repeat this feat! Third check took us across a swamp - beautiful, thank you dear hares ;-D This one stumped us, we checked all over, for quite a while, until Mrs Pingu spied our cars and led us out back to the on site. 

 Huddled under the tent, due to rather inclement weather, our spangly new JMs very able conducted their first shout-up. WELL DONE LADIES! We’re in for a good year I can tell. Last years JMs were the hares, Ikea was celebrating quite a lot of runs! As was demon check finder Trailblazer, and another hasher also had a celebration run (I’m not even going to attempt to spell her name). Our horns were thanked - Kirsten is now a fully fledged horn who can do this all by herself I have no doubt! We welcomed 2 new members, sisters if I recall correctly - welcome ladies, enjoy your time as part of the best group of women in Brunei. Our makan was wonderful - provided by the hares, Mrs Pingu’s laksa (see hash recipe book for details). As the first run under a new committee, this was more than commendable - WELL DONE LADIES yet again.

Flowers from hash to past JMs

 

This week’s run sees bit of change for H3, we’re treating you to the delights of Rapier Range! As you head down the coastal highway towards Tutong, at km86, or slightly before, make sure you’re in the right hand lane, go past the u-turn, and very quickly after that you turn right - there will be a sign in the central reservation, the road heads up a hill - just follow signs. We look forward to seeing you there, on on!   

NEXT RUN: RAPIER RANGE - COASTAL HIGHWAY --- bring lots of spray
HARES: PEEWEE/MADAM SIN/NANCY   

RUN NO. 2361 BAMBOO GARDENS 19 NOV 2013

RUN NO. 2361
DATE: 19 NOV 2013
SITE: BAMBOO GARDENS, BENGKURONG
HARES: COMMITTEE

What a way to finish off another great year of hashing last week!

What a fabulous night at the Circus!

 

A short and easy run for all to do, with some circus act challenges thrown in on the way - led us to Bamboo Gardens and tonights celebrations, under the Big Top! Thank you to Never Wrong for laying house to this years Founders Day.

All the hens had made a great effort on their costumes, and we had wild animals, numerous clowns, bearded ladies, fireflies, strong men, fortune tellers and many other fantastic circus characters present!

Best Dressed - Rachel

 

A lovely evening with entertainment in the shape of a magician and some very talented fire jugglers - and not to forget the many awards that were handed out, to this years special hashers:

 

Most Hashits of the year: Dizzy

Most laid runs: Trailblazer:

Most Front Horn: Mrs Pingu

Most Back Horn: Never Wrong

Fastest feet: Speedy Gonzales & Hash Hound

Longest hash: Duchess of Cambridge & Le Anna

Most dedicated hasher: Psycho

Biggest member recruiter: The Recruiter

Best dressed: Satu Lagi, Rachel & Mew Sum

 

Trailblazer - Most runs laid.

 

 

The hashers all got to enjoy a carnival themed buffet and received a little goodie bag each in the shape of a personalised coolbag-chair, a personalised t-shirt (Thank you to Serene, for creating the print on this years t-shirts!), personalised hash socks, and a disc with a Hash E-book on it, with the best of the year that has gone by. (Thank you Miss Goody-Two Shoes and Psycho for compiling it!)

 

Personally Ryvita and I would like to thank the 2012-2013 Committee for a great teamwork this year - and to everybody who helped out to make this Founders Day a great night!

Thank you all again for all your hard work! Good luck and go hard to the new Committee and the new JMs, Hash Hound & Wonder Woman! 

 

Here's to another fantastic year of hashing, looking forward to much more fun in the jungle!

 

NEXT RUN: JLN PIMPING, MUARA

HARES: IKEA/RYVITA

RUN NO. 2360 LUCKY GARDENS 12 NOV 2013

RUN NO. 2360
DATE: 12 NOV 2013
SITE: LUCKY GARDENS
HARES: Squeak/Twinkle Toes/Duchess of Cambridge/Psycho

Lucky gardens start as always up the stairs, nice muddy slipping sliding...On-On...slip slide, slush...trip....head...On-On....shit check....checking from here!...ononononononPAPER!...trip...On-Up....head...On-On...waterfall, jump, splash....On-On...sweat sweat...panting...check...you go left I go right....checking from here....checking...onononononon PAPER! Yahoo.....trip...head...branches attacking...On-On....sweat sweat...pant pant....on fence....on left...oh shit I thought we were there, how much longer?....On-On...head...head....whoops slip slide, trip...On-On right....over the drain, on the road and into Hens House!

The hares...

Madam Sin hiding from the rain

Catching up with Suvivor

New member - Kirsten

New member - Louise

Black beauty in another disguise.

First time guests were drawn home due to their tired sponsor....however they had wished to join.
A welcome to our newest members from JIS....where is ISB Mrs Pingu?

Founders day coming up, don't forget short run, change into Circus like clothes and enjoy an other fabulous night in town!

ON-ON

RUN NO. 2359 LOWER DIPLO 5NOV13

RUN NO. 2359
DATE: 5 NOVEMBER 2013
SITE: LOWER DIPLO
HARES: TRAILBLAZER/STICKY RICE/GLAMOUR
FRONT HORN: MRS PINGU   BACK HORN: ALICE IN WONDERLAND

 

 

We gathered at lower diplo ready to set off at 5.15, after a lovely day off due to the public holiday. Haven’t been to lower diplo for a while so it was a nice change (except for the amount of rubbish that people had dumped around the area – very disappointing  ). However all was forgiven when none other than our dearly beloved Mad Marg turned up for a reunion hash – so nice to catch up with old friends! Just to make it even more special, Alison was selling off various Xmas fete yummies in time to be eaten and then re-purchased before Christmas. 

The trail had an awesomely steep hill that seemed to be vertical in places! However the views at the top were worth the scramble. We found out later that the recee took 1 and a ½ hours with two kids (ages 6 and 7) so congratulations to them! The front horn was Mrs Pingu while the back horn was taken by Alice in Wonderland. The first check (in some slippery when wet places) was found by Dr Dolittle, while Ikea and Speedy Gonzales found the second. Sid was particularly pleased with her pace on the night (until she found out that everyone she caught up to was sick!) Sorry to burst that bubble!

The on on was really well attended (it’s usually much harder to get people to change locations after the run – lots of people head for home instead – but tonight everyone was in fine form). They must have heard rumours of previous fabulous spreads put on by our glorious Glamour (who, by the way, was celebrating her 1150^th run and her 60^th wedding anniversary!) Fantastic achievements! My favourite quote had to be, “As you get older, your price goes down” when Glamour was describing her gifts.

The on on started with first time guests; Lee from the loan service and Sarah who was here on a flying 10 day visit. We also welcomed two new hashers into the fold; A big ‘welcome, welcome, welcome’ to Alzbeta and Chihiro. (Don’t forget to study for the test!) Then it was time for the birthdays – Hotlips, Bunny Girl, Dr Dolittle, Sticky Rice and Trailblazer all managed to stand up in time but poor old Duchess of Cambridge was discombobulated by the excitement and noise and totally missed her chance to get a down down – at least she’s guaranteed to get one next week as she’s a hare!

Anyway, after that there were a lot of announcements – far too many to remember them all! Finally it was time for the hashit – Dizzy was pleased to get rid of it so quickly. Bunny Girl was the lucky recipient as she had a man on the hash (said man was happy to pose for photographic evidence of crime – leading this writer to believe he was quite happy to set her up!) Don’t worry Bunny Girl – you can get your own back at kid’s hash ;-)

Next comes the highlight of the night – another fabulous feast put on by Glamour – divine! Then there was time for hash shop sales (very profitable night – as long as everyone brings their money next week!), interesting conversations and a few liquid refreshments. Wonderful night – don’t forget to come next week to Lucky Gardens for another evening of fun and frolics in the Kingdom of Unexpected Treasures! on on

NEXT RUN: Lucky Gardens ---- Hash House ---- Bring a chair
HARES: SQUEAK/TWINKLE TOES/PSYCHO/DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE

RUN NO. 2358 DIPLO 29OCT13

RUN NO. 2358
DATE: 29 OCT 2013
SITE: DIPLO ---- Halloween
HARES: Psycho/Rachel T
SWEEPER: Mrs Pingu

It was twilight as the run start time was a bit later than usual at 6 p.m.  JM Ikea made sure we paired up and staggered the start, with a note that no running was allowed and to "walk slowly". With the realization that my co-hare for next week was nowhere in sight, decided that mental notes were required if we were to have a run report.

I paired up with a guest - Jessie and Duchess of Cambridge and Le-Anna. We went in  passed pretty  tea lights in the pipes around Diplo, complemented later when it got dark by fireflies galore. We were told the "out" would be by glow sticks rather than paper....

As we approached the jungle, amid witches in covens, screams and screeches were heard ahead as the scare team got into action.  Equipped with torches we had to keep an eye as to where you tread as we followed the stream with lots of roots to trip over and fallen trees to duck under.  Then it was up.....and up.....guess you had to get up to the ridge sometime if you are down by the river! Smurf had perfected her glug and many trees that you seem to hang on to assisting in the uphill accent gave you a feel of "yuk".....

We spied Psycho in a hidden huddle but her "blue" by her side gave her identity away - lol!
Smurf was playing with her favourite toy and getting all she could with her water gun.  Gave me a hair wash - she did notice as she said after "I think I got you!"

All out was confirmed by Mrs Pingu who was sweeper and the scare team gathered back at the tent and started preparing their ghoulish feast.  Poisoned refreshments appropriately labeled jam jars were served with the jars free to take home - good way of getting rid of what you don't need again. Food included: Caterpillar Sludge (yummy),  Mutilated Chicken, Roasted Flesh, Re-gurgitated dinner, and dessert of Blood cake, faceless jack-o-lanterns amidst great décor and Trailblazer dotted the table with Eyeball chocs, and gummy cats.

Pumpkin carving competition was well subscribed with Readymix winning the grand prize.  Thank you hares for the gifts which included life pumpkin plants and cute baskets. Best costume went to Le-Anna in her forgotten bride costume which got a few people guess who was under the veil/mask. Someone even thought it was Pee Wee which prompted remarks like "too skinny" for Pee Wee - not meant to be unkind!

Someone shouted Dizzy should get the hashit as she had arrived at hash looking for a guest whom she did not know the name of?? Psycho gave her a surprise dunking as she was in a hurry to get rid of the hashit she got last week. A new member was introduced - Sarah P.

A great evening enjoyed by a coven or more! Definition of coven by the free online dictionary - cov·en (k v n, k v n). n. An assembly of 13 witches.

Enjoy this weeks trail - pretty by the ponds, look down at the top to see where you have been! Definitely a Kodak moment.  A waterfall or two if it has been raining. Wear longs if you don't like bracken on your legs. Pretty pitcher plants to see on the way. Enjoy.

onon
Trailblazer

NEXT RUN: Lower Diplo - onon at Glamour's - celebration two birthdays and Glamour's 60th wedding anniversary
HARES: Trailblazer/Sticky Rice

RUN NO. 2357 DIPLO 22OCT2013

RUN NO. 2357
DATE: 22 OCT 2013
SITE: DIPLO
HARES: WONDERWOMAN/SQUEAK/TWINKLE TOES

Friends catching up - Glamour & Duchess

Hotlips & Pee Wee

 

I didn’t quite do the run

Though I did go for a walk

And we were on some of the paper

And all the way we talked

 

Sid & Trailblazer found the on on paper

But everyone else decided to get lost for a bit

And then they found another check

And by then just kept on walking. Those gits.

 

There wasn't that many people

And the sky threatened to cry

Lots of homemade goodies to eat

Something buzzed past Erin’s eye

 

Shout out was quick

No guest or new member

Though it was great to give

Handles to 4 hashers

 

 

Moana have been good

Bringing guests from here and yonder

From now on she will be known

As …. THE RECRUITER!

 

Karlene is well known

And it suits her new title

For her love of animals

We name her DR DOLITTLE!

 

Rozi is the cousin of Psycho

Is full of laughts and Oooos

But she hasn’t done anything much

So Hello MISS GOODY-TWO-SHOES!

 

Masayo is from Japan

Her English is good to get by

Raise your beers and shout the cheer

we all yell out KAMPAI!

 

Graceful Hashit takers Psycho & Satu Lagi

 

St Andrews run in on the fourteenth November

Serunai Singers is this Friday

Halloween Run is Next week

And kids hash is on Sunday

For Halloween Run is next week

It’s not at five , we will start late

The run will start unless it is raining

But even if it is, after the sun sets

 

Bring along your carved pumpkin

Some nice prizes to be won

And set it on the table

You may submit more than one

 

There are ghosties hiding in the jungle

Ten of them you must find

Don’t be greedy one is enough

To get you a goodie at the end of the line

 

Dress up totally scary

Dress up in your best

There will be a competition

Three prizes for best dressed

 

- The Scaries -

 

Ghosts & Goblins

Spooks Galore

Scary Witches at your door

Jack O Lanterns

Smiling bright

Wishing you a haunting night

 

NEXT RUN: DIPLO --- Halloween -- 6 p.m. start
HARES: Psycho & Rachel
 

RUN NO. 2356 DIPLO 15 OCT 2013

RUN NO. 2356
DATE: 15 OCTOBER 2013
SITE: DIPLO
HARES: SID/TRAILBLAZER

Must have for all reccees and when laying trail in case of a tree fall!

Hares Sid & Trailblazer

Over hills and over dales,
Over streams and along the trails,
The hashers kept hashing along.

The trail started off all nice and flat,
Obviously the hares thought "we can't have that!"

So up a hill we began to climb,
A hill that lasted a very long time!

So long in fact it began to get dark,
A thing that is not for the feint of heart.

We huffed and we puffed and curses rang out,
Occasionally we could hear the "on-on" shout.

The hares though still on the trail were found,
By Speedy Gonzales and the dashing Hash Hound.

The horns were blown with verve and dash,
As is always the case on the Ladies Hash.

There was only one check to slow us down,
By a clever & nifty hasher it was found.

Hashit was awarded to the largest number in a while,
Smurf, Possum, Trailblazer and Sid accepted in style.

Forgetting to sign out was Possums mistake,
Smurf introduced her guest a little late.

Return H4 hasher "After Hours" from Jakarta

New member: Paula from New Zealand

Trailblazer and Sid were made all nice and wet,
Hashit for "caught on the trail" is a sure bet!

There were a few hardy hashers who decided to stay,
Til 2am on account of the public holiday.

They enjoyed the flowing rivers of green and blue,
And assuredly told a tall hashing tale or two.

So another week down, another trail run,
We're keeping it at Diplo for this week's fun.

The K-9 unit have been out to search and find
Obstacles and adventures of all different kinds.

See you on Tuesday, bring a plate,
Run starts at 5.15pm, don't be late!

On-on,
The K-9 unit; Twinkle Toes & Rolling Thunder, Squeak & Checkmate, Wonder Woman & Jess & Zulu.

NEXT RUN: DIPLO -------BRING A PLATE OF FOOD TO SHARE--------------
HARES: TWINKLE TOES/SQUEAK/WONDERWOMAN

RUN NO. 2355 SALAMBIGAR WATERFALLS 8 OCT 2013

RUN NO. 2355
DATE: 8 OCTOBER 2013
SITE: SALAMBIGAR WATERFALLS - BREAST CANCER AWARENESS
HARES: ALICE IN WONDERLAND/JENNI FROM THE BLOCK

The out

Signing Out

 

Beautiful sunset over Brunei skies.

Unfortunately both hares were away and unable to attend the Breast Cancer run but thanks to our JM, we were able to gather your comments and provide feedback in the more traditional form of the word "report",

General comments state that there was a bit of confusion in the beginning concerning the beginning of the run. The hashit

Surprise guest????

was given for a misbehaving guest and hens were given nice bandanas

 by the hares, and random pink gifts sponsored by G.I. Jane.

Dinner was a "yummy" lamb rendang, chicken and veg.

First check was found by the Duchess of Cambridge

NEXT RUN: DIPLO
HARES: SID/TRAILBLAZER