RUN NO. 2457 SUBOK 564 22SEP2015

RUN NO. 2457
DATE: 22 SEP 2015 (3rd of 7 in 7 runs)
SITE: SUBOK 564
HARES: GOODNIGHT KIWI/MRS PINGU

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Ladies Hash welcomes 7 in 7 run.

Apparently you only have to say Subok and there is a sharp intake of breath. And with reason. The 7 in 7 Run set off at 5.15 sharp. To reach first check there was a vertical scramble up a very slippy hill. I was still in shock at leaning on a 15ft tree which er.... toppled over, followed by 2 men hashers who did an about turn and decided to go the reverse way round. (Didn't like to ask in case it was "boy thing".)

Hash Hound sped past us with front horn and were entertained by a very musical horn from one of the 7 in 7 guys. Hornbill was back horn as we all (well, myself and Bunny Girl) developed Tourette's as we conquered hill after hill after "are we there yet?" hill!

I love the word challenging. It's a euphemism for "OMG there are steep hills but you'll feel great at the end".  And we did!

We all arrived safe and sound and according to the Boys "fragrant" at the On-On. Delicious spring rolls were handed out as Twinkle Toes and Squeak started the shout out and handed over to Susan.

I have to call this part of the words BLAH BLAH BLAH as I struggled to make out what was going on.

It went something like .... thanks to all the JMs and GMs.... Where's Wally? hash shit...  ... where's Grandmother? hash shit ... .... Minnie the Moocher.  Lots of applause.... Where's the plates?  ... Dodgy jokes .... .... On On!

 

And with that the delicious food and funky music were served.  Huge success and a lot of very happy Hashers.  Thanks to all involved,

NEXT RUN: DIPLO - War of the Roses (You might want to dress up!)
HARES: Alison/Black Beauty/Sam I Am/Pee Wee

RUN NO. 2456 MENTERI WATERFALLS 15SEP15

RUN NO. 2456
DATE: 15 SEP 2015
SITE: MENTERI WATERFALLS, SALAMBIGAR
HARES: GIN TRAP/SPEEDY GONZALES/SAM I AM/OVER THIS

The hares

It was a huge relief to all the ladies that today's rain was this morning. Salambigar Falls otherwise known as Mentiri Falls was only 5 minutes from school so you would think that I could get there on time. With a minute to spare I signed in and started heading back up the hill to school. There was lots of beautiful jungle, fresh and misty (or was that hazy) and with the Latin American inspired theme - we were all tasked with collecting paper to make a flag. Good job we had Mean Machine with her super memory to constantly remind us of the combinations required...yes that was three pieces per flag - red yellow red; red white green; and blue yellow red....I think!

 

First check was found by Peachy Keen and second by Mean Machine- both back checks and not too fiendish. It was a great run...lots of paths, jungle, unders and overs and a little balancing act near the end. We loved the climbing wall on the white paper out and were pleased to be one of the first so it was not a mud slide. Equally there were those happy to avoid it and come out on blue paper. Was it 4.8 or was 5.2km ..who cares it was a bloody good run.

 

On on was at Casa di Gin Trap with a true South American warm welcome, including pink flavoured refreshments. Moustaches for flag bearers and lots of noise.

 

Tonight we celebrated Itchy Feet- 50; Twinkle Toes -150; and Smurf  - 750 runs

 

Announcements all focused on 7 on 7 which is next week - on the Ladies Run remember to wear your black hare t-shirt or shop t-shirt.  Oh dear Where's Wally - keeps forgetting the hash bucket - Does she chance the algae swimming pool or a bucket of water?

Thank you Gin Trap, Speedy Gonzales, Sam I Am and  Over It for the yummy Mexican food to celebrate the Mexicon Independence Day.

 

NEXT RUN: SPG 564 SUBOK -  3rd run of the 7 IN 7
HARES: MRS PINGU/GOOD NIGHT KIWI - Wear your TUESDAY FORECAST SHIRT or your B.I.T.C.H. shirt., and your dancing shoes



 
 

RUN NO. 2455 JLN DADAP 8 SEP 15

RUN NO. 2455
DATE: 8 SEP 2015
SITE: JLN DADAP
HARES: NEVER WRONG/JENNY OTB

Gamely we drove into what was the unknown for many of us, up a huge hill that had us fearing for what was to come. For all that the run had its ups and downs, none were as bad as the hill we drove up! The scenery was beautiful and not long into the run we came across a river crossing. The front runners were long gone and although we were a bit doubtful about crossing the bamboo bridge, Bunny Girl was the first of us across and lived to tell the tale so Doris followed suit. Unfortunately she had a different bridge-crossing technique and went for an unexpected swim from a great height! All that witnessed it decided to wade through the water instead except for Ready Mix who decided to go for broke. Those behind her followed suit once more, only to find Hornbill going for a swim next!
When the wet and soggy pack eventually got going again it was to the sounds of the first check being found by Christy.

We then had a fantastic rest of the run, with lots of (tamer) water crossings and beautiful jungle
including lots and lots of jackfruit trees. Our lovely Recruiter found the second check.

We were warmly welcomed at Never Wrong's for the on-on where the front runners made up for staying dry in the run by having a dip in the pool. Thank you to Ryvita for stepping in as JM. The shout up was quite short and sweet with no first time guests, no new members, no calls for hashit. Duchess of Cambridge had us laughing with her heaven and hell joke and Licker presented Sam I Am with a comedy survival kit for turning 50. Lovely food followed.

Due to a last minute change in logistics the venue for next week's run has changed to Mentiri, with the on-on at mine (Gin Trap).

Please bring chair, swimmers if you wish (only a small dunking pool), and wear something Latin in flavour. We are celebrating Mexican Independence Day, but also Colombia and Spain, so come as a Mexican bandido or a Spanish Señorita....."
NEXT RUN: MENTERI WATERFALL (LATINOS) - Please bring a chair
HARES: GIN TRAP/SAM I AM/ SPEEDY GONZALES/OVER THIS

RUN NO. 2454 SPG 705 JLN MUARA 1SEP15

RUN NO. 2454
DATE: 1 SEP 2015
SITE: SPG 705 JLN MUARA, KG SG BULOH
HARES: HASH HOUND/WONDERWOMAN - SHOP RUN

We gathered at a new run site. Luckily clear of rain and looked up at the hills we presumed we would be ascending.

We started to climb over many rocks and continued to climb till we reached a peak .Then it was down and down to the start of the simpang.

 

 

Those who wanted to shortcut headed back to the on on site. Front horn Mrs Pingu arrived late and raced to the front of the pack. The remaining hardy hashers continued along the road in a large group to the amazement of the motorists. Then it was back into the jungle where the front runners broke away from the pack.

It was good to be in new freshly hacked jungle. Thank you hares.

 

 

The on on was accompanied by barking dogs and was very eventful.

 

There were 2 first time guests, Anita and Julia.

2 new members were welcomed, Kristi and Ariadne.

 

Then it was time to bestow hash names to 3 members:

 

Sian will now be known as Yogi Beer

Eloise as Lickety Quick

Satu as Sure Thing.

 

Sure thing was presented with a baby hamper. We wish her the best for her new addition and have all tried to guess the babies Sex, Date of Birth, Weight and time of birth.

We also celebrated the September birthdays for 5 hens - Hash Hound, Licker, Sam I am, Black Beauty and Doris. Their parents obviously celebrated Christmas 9 months earlier well.

 

Gin Trap and Mean Machine were given the Hashit for hash offences.

Thank you Hash shop girls for the delicious afghan food and T shirts

 

NEXT RUN: JLN DADAP, OFF JLN TUTONG - ONON AT NEVER WRONGS.

HARES: NEVER WRONG/JENNI OTB - Please bring a chair...... and there is a pool if you want to swim.

 

RUN NO. 2453 SPG398 SG AKAR 25AUG15

RUN NO. 2453
SITE: SPG 398 SG AKAR
DATE: 25AUG 2015
HARES: ALISON/CHERYL/BLACK BEAUTY

This was a meet and greet run. Due to the torrential rain that occurred at the time of laying, scaring the hares' dogs and soaking the hares completely the run was cut short to save us all from injury.

"The path was a slippery mud bath" reported one hare.  We plodded/slipped up, down and along the trail then turned round. Some did it again.  We were able to meet and greet everyone as they returned on the same trail.  There were not many of us on the actually trail but we all enjoyed the calorie burn. Thank you hares for being brave and facing the weather head on.


The shout up went well at Cheryl's abode.  Cheryl celebrated 600 runs. Satu Lagi declared the run to be very relaxed (or was she talking about her hair?) We enjoyed yummy salads, freshly caught tuna and potatoes. Hashit went to Sian for not signing out which was taken very well - Ed.

It was nice to see some faces returning from their summer holidays.  Next week's run will start at Spg 705-27 house 4 Jalan Sugai Buloh2 off Jalan Muara.  It is on a bend near the traffic lights turning into Kota Batu/Menteri.  Morley Movers is actually on this road. There is not much parking space so park on the grass verge. Bring your chair.

The run will be a bit of everything, hill, good views, road, jungle and we'll even find you some water to cross.

NEXT RUN: SPG 705 JLN MUARA. - BRING A CHAIR
HARES: WONDER WOMAN/HASH HOUND