RUN NO. 2506 MENTERI WATERFALLS 30AUG16

RUN NO. 2506
DATE: 30AUG2016
SITE: MENTERI WATERFALLS
HARES: Yogi Beer/Rush Hour/Hornbill/Siaw Yan

Front Horn: Mrs Pingu?! (horn) Hash Hound?! (whistle) Mrs Pingu?! (horn)

Back Horn: Super Trooper?! Full Steam Ahead?! Tracy Lee?! Full Steam Ahead?!

 

We’re going on a paper trail. We’re going on a long one. What a rainy day! We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! A forest. A big dark forest. We can’t go over it. We can’t go under it. Oh no! We’ve got to go through it! Stumble trip! Stumble trip! Stumble trip!

We’re going on a paper trail. We’re going on a long one. What a rainy day! We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! A rain storm. A heavy one. We can’t go under it. We can’t go over it. Oh no! We’ve got to go through it! Splash splosh! Splash splosh! Splash splosh!

We’re going on a paper trail. We’re going on a long one. What a rainy day! We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! The clouds are emptying out on us. Rain pounding down. We can’t go under it. We can’t go over it. Oh no! We’ve got to go through it! Squelch, squelch! Squelch, squelch! Squelch, squelch!

We’re going on a paper trail. We’re going on a long one. What a rainy day! We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! The sky’s going dark. Torches out. We can’t go under it. We can’t go over it. Oh no! We’ve got to go through it! Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!

Uh- uh Eyes full of water. Full steam ahead. We can’t go under it. We can’t go over it. Oh no! We’ve got to go through it! Squint, squint! Squint, squint! Squint, squint!

Uh-uh! The On Out! Grass along the highway. We can’t go under it. We can’t go over it. Oh no! We’ve got to go through it! Swishy swashy! Swishy swashy! Swishy swashy!

The rain’s stopped. Hooray!!

Drenched to the core with soggy socks and soggy pants, we were all warmly received at Yogi Beer’s new abode… hot showers on demand, followed by a Birthday Rum Punch from the adorable Black Beauty… could it be a big one coming up?!

 

At the Shout Up, Yogi Beer was well chuffed to receive her 50^th Run Cup! Does this mean she could contest for the role of JM next year?!  Come on you Hens!  Get your applications in now, as only a few months til Pee Wee and Smurf hand in their notice! 

 

Before being treated to good ole bangers and mash, Yogi Beer entertained us with a couple of “non-dirty” (yeah, right!) jokes. The first one was a bit cheeky and full of shit.  And the second one gave us young hens good advice on how not to get up the duff… just tell the guy, “DON’T…. STOP!” Even the Special Needs group (Full Steam Ahead, Trailblazer and Where’s Wally) got it… eventually!

Lovely to see lots of new faces again, such as Kat from Teeside who tells us that now she’s moved to Asia, she wants to taste new exotic foods… so she felt very brave taking a small bite of Hornbill’s delicious home-made carrot cake!

We had a reminder from Smurf of the 3 big hashes coming up.  Kuala Lurah Nash Hash on Sunday 2^nd October, Labuan Beach Cocktoberfest on Saturday October 8^th, followed by the BSBH3 Survival Run in Diplo not too early the next morning! So get your forms in asap!

 

Yet again no HaShit… are we going all PC?! Ah well, maybe we could get it going again next week… as surely one of you forgetful Hens left your soggy, muddy socks and shoes at Yogi Beer’s?! He! He!

NEXT RUN: RAPIER RANGE

HARES: WONDERWOMAN/TIGER MOTH/WHERES WALLY/BLACKBEAUTY