RUN NO. 2128 - SUBOK 378

The hares (who hid!)

The May birthday girls

Great evening light

Hashit taken against the fence!

DATE: 2 June 2009

SITE: SUBOK 378 SG AKAR
HARES: FERTILE MYRTLE/VIRGIN NICOLE

HENS: 38 CHICKS: 3

Pleasant evening, there was a gathering of like minds, and not so like bodies (worn out already before the start due to that b…..hill) Headed off into a lovely bit of jungle in our usual position at the back of the queue. Rumours started to abound within 10 minutes that the hares were lost!! (God forbid!) The write up did say …” up down up down round about and out” well did that mean a complete U turn after 20 minutes…mmmmm. Continued on anyway and caught up with some dubious characters…Dizzy sucking on a very phallic looking whistle. “Don’t worry girls it is sterilized” says Dizzy, she offered to share it as she was heading on back. Sid took the offering, but promised not to suck or mutilate…Continued on to the check, steep hills, front runners had turned back (yes the rumour was correct!) We eventually ended up at the check, could hear the hens clucking in the gullies, front runners by this time were on out…so we turned tails as well. More hills on back, but eventually that lovely pink sky was waiting…

Whilst we were all in the jungle, Survivor did a quick hash dash down the hill to the road and back up again…What a gal! She needs a down down for such a marathon effort.

We waited and we waited some more, eventually the Hares came out, looking more like Hang Dogs, than cooked chooks!!! However when all was said and done, they looked after us all and kept us safe…Well done.

Guest appeared to have an enviable job, a ratio of one gal to loads of fit men??? Medical officer indeed, what a story??? Rumour has it that some of our more vocal members were off to the Men’s hash following night to meet the other members of the crew….”lots of rounds of In the Navy being sung”
New Member: Virgin Hare - Nicole
Hares thanked..
Hashit. Hares, Bunny Girl, Guest’s sponsor for assorted reasons. They took the water against the fence, with their backs to the wall like a pack of prison inmates.
Food: Lovely home made tucker…

HASH DICTIONARY:
Natural Wastage: The coming and going of lady hashers
Horn: Phallic shaped noise making device
Hashit: Large quantity of iced water, delivered with gusto
Hashitted: Up against the wall, humiliated and drenched
Hen House Harriers : A community of like minded women, released from domestic servitude, slightly screwy, out and about on a weekly recreational jaunt. Easy to identify: casually dressed, seen walking, talking, sitting, moving, drinking, feeding, singing, sleeping (not necessarily in that order) Avoid at all cost after 8pm on Tuesday evenings!!

NEXT RUN: 9 JUNE

SITE: SUBOK 67

HARES: SID/DIANA P/KATE